🚨 EPIC FAIL ALERT - Crispy mashed potato balls 🚨

Tonight’s special: Crispy Mashed Potato Balls… except they weren’t crispy. Or balls. Or edible.

Stage 1️⃣: They disintegrated in the fryer like they were staging a potato protest.
Stage 2️⃣: I thought, “I’ll save them in the oven!” … and birthed these burnt, mushy, spherical disappointments.
Stage 3️⃣: Considered ceremonially yeeting my brand new MasterChef apron (Christmas gift, maiden voyage) into the bin with them.

🍽 Verdict: Michelin star? More like Michelin tyre.
💡 Moral: Not all heroes wear aprons. Some throw them away.

📢 YOUR TURN – Drop your worst kitchen disasters in the comments. Let’s make a hall of fame for the fork ups of the world.

I recovered well… but that’s a story for another post.
To be continued… 👀

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